Borg Copywriting

Written on February 24, 2010 by Garland Coulson

Does anyone else think the The Borg from Star Trek need the services of a good copywriter?

“Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.”

I mean, come on.  This doesn’t sound very attractive at all.  No wonder races fight instead of surrendering.

Perhaps they should assimilate a  professional copywriter…anyone got one they want to suggest?

I can see the new headlines now:

• Never Be LonelyAgain!
• Gain Great Strength and Enhanced Vision Overnight!
• Join Today And See The Galaxy!
• Instantly Gain The Knowledge of 10,000 Races!
• Join Us In Our Quest For Perfection!
• Suffering From ANY Disease?  Free Nanoprobe Cure!
• Conquer Insomnia With Our Attractive Alcoves!
• Frustrated By Computers? Try Our Direct Interface!

And maybe a few bonus offers:

• Choice Of Appendage Color For The First 100 Signups
• Your Choice of Appendage Tool If You Signup By Midnight Tonight

And why not a totally awesome, “30 Day Free Trial.”  Of course, once their individuality is gone, you don’t have to worry about refunds, anyway. 

Garland Coulson, “The EBusiness Tutor”

Garland Coulson. "The EBusiness Tutor" is an Internet Marketing Speaker, Internet Mentor and Entrepreneur who teaches beginners how to succeed online.

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